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KUNG FU / KUNG FU HUSTLE Clip (ZhouSingchi.cn)

November 27, 2004

This clip was shown to representatives of potential sponsors and reporters at a press conference in China recently.

 

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Left: the third poster design exclusively to Hong Kong (China Film Group Corp. / HTF / Columbia Tristar Film Distribution International).

 

 

Clip transcript:

 

[Landlady's speech]:

Landlady: to be a great master, it would take a long time, except for gifted men. But such men are so hard to find.

"Gifted" Man: Obliviously, I am one of such men... (Punch!)

Landlady: Obviously, he is not...

 

[Deathmatch]:

Sing: Great. Rule of Jianghu - deathmatch. It means one-on-one. Don't even think of cheating! The lady with scallions, come here! You look real tough. You wanna try me? I'll let you go first! Punch me! (Punch!)

Sing: What do you do, lady?

Scallion Lady: I am a farmer.

Sing: Just do you farm work! All right. Scram back to your farm field!

Scallion Lady: Idiot!

Sing: What did you just say! You look like a idiot! Should kick you already! ... None of you behave like a man. It's your fault! Today's deathmatch is cancelled!

"Gifted" Man: He blackmailed me!

Sing: Fat lady! You're the one behind the screen!

Landlady: Fat lady?!

Sing: Hello! (I'm) from the Axe Gang!

Landlady: Axe Gang?!

Sing: Big brother!

Landlady: Big brother?!

 

[Snakes]:

Sing: Cover me!

Landlady:...You wanna play? Play it with money! Send me the rent for next year! Wanna play? And you, what did you yelling for?

Sidekick: Oh, no! They found us! ... Don't get any closer! ... Don't worry. Snakes like music. I whistle and they won't bite.

Sing: I don't trust you anymore! ... Just once.

Landlady: It's you son of a bitch again!