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KUNG FU / KUNG FU HUSTLE Clip (ZhouSingchi.cn) |
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November 27, 2004 |
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This clip was shown to representatives of potential sponsors and reporters at a press conference in China recently.
Left: the third poster design exclusively to Hong Kong (China Film Group Corp. / HTF / Columbia Tristar Film Distribution International).
Clip transcript:
[Landlady's speech]: Landlady: to be a great master, it would take a long time, except for gifted men. But such men are so hard to find. "Gifted" Man: Obliviously, I am one of such men... (Punch!) Landlady: Obviously, he is not...
[Deathmatch]: Sing: Great. Rule of Jianghu - deathmatch. It means one-on-one. Don't even think of cheating! The lady with scallions, come here! You look real tough. You wanna try me? I'll let you go first! Punch me! (Punch!) Sing: What do you do, lady? Scallion Lady: I am a farmer. Sing: Just do you farm work! All right. Scram back to your farm field! Scallion Lady: Idiot! Sing: What did you just say! You look like a idiot! Should kick you already! ... None of you behave like a man. It's your fault! Today's deathmatch is cancelled! "Gifted" Man: He blackmailed me! Sing: Fat lady! You're the one behind the screen! Landlady: Fat lady?! Sing: Hello! (I'm) from the Axe Gang! Landlady: Axe Gang?! Sing: Big brother! Landlady: Big brother?!
[Snakes]: Sing: Cover me! Landlady:...You wanna play? Play it with money! Send me the rent for next year! Wanna play? And you, what did you yelling for? Sidekick: Oh, no! They found us! ... Don't get any closer! ... Don't worry. Snakes like music. I whistle and they won't bite. Sing: I don't trust you anymore! ... Just once. Landlady: It's you son of a bitch again!
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